See?…he’s her lobster.
—Phoebe Buffay—“Friends,” on Ross & Rachel getting together. <3
|Ross:||Women REALLY want this??|
|Rachel:||Mmhmm. More than jewelry.|
|Kath:||Charlie is dying.|
|Kath:||Yes. We were going to go to Mass...|
|Kath:||And he texted me: "I'm in no condition to go to Mass this morning. In no condition to do anything but sit on the floor of my bathroom."|
|Kath:||It gets better. "I blame the Sassy Bitch."|
|Me:||Is he talking about us...or the wine?|
You are you. Now isn’t that pleasant?